Now witness the buying power of this fully STAFFED and OPERATIONAL shopping station! |
Because it is Star Wars related I gave this a go the first day it came out and enjoyed it quite a bit. Creating a multistory mall and apartment complex inside the Dark Side of the Force's Ultimate weapon wasn't something that really appealed to my inner gamer, but I had to play this because the little characters were so adorable. Finding dream jobs for workers or creating a new secret level for Stormtroopers to impose their cute interrogation techniques on Rebel Scum, it's all worth a playing when you have a bit of free time. The Star Wars theme elevator music adds a layer of hilarity I never thought I'd hear. Then I promptly forgot about the game.
Now to the good stuff. After being true to the Dark Side, I used my Sith Lord powers to neglect the entire Tiny Death Star for almost 3 weeks. When I returned I wasn't berated by Emperor Palpatine, merely questioned as to where I was. And somehow, while most the shops had closed down, I managed to rake in quite a lot of credits, as well as 10 Imperial Bux. I honestly thought I would return to a bunch of itty bitty dead bodies in a moon-sized can.
Clearly I was out Lording my Sith over those silly Ewoks down on Endor. Alas, much to my surprise, a small infestation of them had moved into my Duct Repair level. Seriously?!? How did they get here before me? They have ZERO technology! There also happen to be a bunch of Jawas taking over Toydarian Toys. Not cool Jawas, not cool.
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector SALES will be quite operational when your friends arrive. |
Management simulators like Tiny Death Star really aren't my thing, but as a free to play mobile game, this is pretty close to getting me hooked- as close as anything like it has gotten at least. The game provides little in the way of action, but seeing a lil' Lando hanging out with an Indiana Jones look-a-like in the Holochess Hall makes me smile. It also makes me wonder what other great games may be on the horizon of the Force...
One last thing of note- I have yet to see any microscopically tiny Midichlorians, and we can all be thankful for that.
If you SHRINK me down, I shall become more ADORABLE than you can imagine! |
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