Zoolander Effect

Zoolander + Mass Effect = Zoolander Effect.
I made this pic because a fellow on Twitter put an idea in my mind.  The combination of Zoolander and Mass Effect. 
I couldn't help but think of various scenes from both game and movie in an amazing crossover. 
Like Garrus/Hansel telling Shepard Zoolander that he should "listen to his friend Billy Thane, he's a cool dude."  Or that the Illusive Mugatu invented the Piano-key Shepard, an exclusive skin for the Shepard character.

The scene with Shepard Zoolander and his father... Father- "I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a Gethmaid." And Shep would reply, "Geth-MAN! *girly cough*... geth-man."

Or how about Shepard Zoolander and Miranda on the Normandy - "Uh Earth to Miranda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E, okay?"-Shepard Zoolander

And the other Twitter guy posted about Alenko/Meekus and Jacob/Brint dying in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Anyway, sorry to subject readers to this wonderful stupidity.  Sometimes I think of really dumb things.